Spoonerisims- Boldy locks and the three gears!

By Izaak

After hearing Rindercella (a previous post,) I had the idea to make one myself! This is my attempt...

Boldylocks was a pery vetty girl, every day Boldylocks walked into the woods to fick powers out for her movly lover, today whe talked even turther fhen normal. She seemed to become hired and tungry. She walked lo song into the woods she found a cattly rottage, she docked on the noor, no answer so she opened dhe toor. Three bowls were set on the table, a mig bowl, bedium bowl and a small bowl full of hot beet-wix. It was so tempting, so she tried the mig bowl of beet-wix but it was hoo tot, she tried the bedium bowl but it was coo told, she tried the small bowl and it was rust jight! Now all she needed is something to sit on, she looked around there were shree teats, a mig seat, a bedum seat and a small seat, Boldylocks tried the mig seat but it was hoo tard, she tried the bedium seat but it was soo toft, she tried the small seat and it was just right, not hoo tard and not soo toft, it was rust jight, she Ate ALL the small bowl of beet-wix, she felt very sleepy after filling her hunger, she walked up the stairs to find three beds, one mig, one bedium and one small, she tried the mig one, it was hoo tard, she tried the bedium one, it was soo toft, she tried the small one and it was perfect!.. "zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz"... GRRRRRRR, Boldylocks quickly sat up, to find there were three bears at her presents, you have destroyed our breakfast and yose our chairs and you've blept in our seds! Now you have to die! CRUNCH!

If you ever wo gandering into the woods, never go into a catlly rottage.