Hysterical jokes :DQ: Whats brown and sticky?
A: A stick.
Q: Why did the picture go to jail?
A: Because it was framed.
Q: What did the traffic light say to the car?
A: Don't look i'm changing.
Q: What do you call a sheep with no legs and no head?
A: A cloud.
Q: What do you call a alligator in a vest?
A: An investigator.
Q: Did you hear about the guy whose left side got cut off?
A: He's all right now.
Q: What sort of dance do aliens do?
A: The moon walk
Q: What gets wetter the more it dries?
A: A towel.
Q: What has holes in it but can still hold water?
A: Spong.
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