1. I went to buy some camouflage pants but I could not find any.
2. I went to a seafood disco last week I pulled a mussel.
3. Who ever invented knock knock jokes should get a no bell prize.
4. What is red and bad for your teeth
a brick.
5. Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go toilet
because the 'p' is silent.
6. I think I want a job cleaning mirrors. Its just something I can really see myself doing.
7. How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
ten-tickles.
8. Why did the stadium get hot after the big game?
all the fans left.
9. Why does a milking stool only have 3 legs?
because the cow had the udder.
10. What do you call a cow with no legs?
ground beef
7. How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
ten-tickles.
8. Why did the stadium get hot after the big game?
all the fans left.
9. Why does a milking stool only have 3 legs?
because the cow had the udder.
10. What do you call a cow with no legs?
ground beef
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