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Chapter one:
My name is Goose

Hi my name is Goose.  I am a humanoid turtle my skin is fuchsia pink and I have gargantuan eyes. This is my story of my journey through Azcop.

I was walking through a daisy field and I found a note 'em egneva ot sdoow eht og'. Puzzled by this I went to see my life long buddy and riddle/decryption specialist Mole, Mole the badger. So I handed him the note and he decrypted it in seconds. He said it said 'go to the woods to avenge me'. So me and Mole went to the closest woods, through the fields to The Forest Of Dread, it gains it's name from the screams at night from those who enter and don't return. So we entered with canniness with my machete at one side and mole with his knife on the other. Man, it was like the hunger games in there. Things attacking from all angles, wasps flying at me and Mole at the speed of sound and dead bodies all over the place, next to them their weapons. The first proper problem we had in the forest though was the queen wasp. It was two hundred times the size of a normal wasp. And wow it was a tough fight and man it was debilitating. It took us about 3 hours just to kill the queen wasp and about half that to kill all her minions. After that we encountered many adversaries scarring us all over and cutting us causing us a bloody long walk but then suddenly we saw the light!