Once upon a time in a little village there was a little girl called Abigail who lived with her
annoying little sister Christy and her dad George and mum Jemima. Abigail was a skinny little girl with emerald green eyes, blonde hair and had a boyfriend at school called Leo but she was too afraid to ask him out. Christy, however, was a round blobby girl with afro-like hair with streaks of gump in it.
One day when they came home from school, of course Christy was in the car and Abigail had to always walk home because Christy would trick her mum and would say “Mum! Abigail is too skinny to go in the car which is totally unfair for two reasons. One, Christy tricked Abergail into becoming skinny and two if for anything, Christy cannot fit in the car because she is too fat.
One day when Abigail was walking home, she tripped on a piece of paper. It was a secret code written in pictures but was very munted so she couldn’t make out the pictures. She got back up and went and kept walking home. When the door opened, Christy did her little inspection with an x ray scanner to make sure she doesn’t have anything or eaten anything. When she saw the bit of paper in her bag, she said “give it over right now or I will whack you in the head with my plastic Jackhammer.”
Abigail said, “what piece of paper?” then Christy said “the one you are hiding in your bag”.
Abigail let her check inside of her bag but when she got to right place where she saw it on the x ray scanner it had magically disappeared. Abigail ran straight down to her room above the basement and was looking at the paper very confused. Then she heard a whisper. “We've got him now haven’t we? We’re just going to get your family and get out of here’ and then she heard an evil laugh. In an instant, a hatch POPPED up and a three eyed knight with shiny armour and a gigantic sword said “ I am the great mighty Cript King. Hand that piece of paper over or you know what's going to happen”. He mysteriously looked over at his sword and then a red little demon came out and said “what he means miss is that he is going to swipe his sword right over your head.”
Christy had heard all of the commotion and rushed, well waddled, to see what the commotion was about. When she saw Cript King, the battle was on. Christy with her cardboard armour set and plastic Jackhammer versus a three eyed knight made out of obsidian and had a iron tin sword. Cript King opened his mouth and a blizzard of ghost bees buzzed in the direction of Abigail. Christy smashed the bees with one big whack and they went flying into Cript King. No soon had she done that, Cript King got BIGGER. Christy said “oh dear!”. Abigail had run up to the place still holding the piece of paper and thought for a second ‘ghosts, ghosts, ghosts’. She thought if she poured a bucket of water on his head and threw ice cubes at him that he would freeze. So she filled up a bucket, got the ice cubes from the freezer and ran back down. Christy’s cardboard armour had almost deteriorated with his flamethrower breathe. Abigail quickly threw the bucket of water at Cript King and then threw the ice cubes. As she imagined, he froze and all that was left was his mouth and a little ghost genie popped out and said “three wishes’.
Abigail wished for more food, that her boyfriend would ask her out and that Christy would stop being mean to her. A little black ghost genie spun around in circles, took his Cript King armour and melted it into her wishes in the air and then vanished with the little red demon.
The next day, she went to school and Christy was really cool, made her pancakes. Her boyfriend and her got married and they lived happily ever after!
By Benjamin
